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Valve отлагат Portal 2 за 2011…

09 юни

…продължават да ни объркват. 😀

Valve релийзнаха нов дебилен прес релийз, с който обявяват, че Portal 2 се отлага за 2011.

„VALVE ANNOUNCES MAKING GAMES IS HARD.

Aperture Science, doing business as Aperture Laboratories LLC, in partnership with Valve today announced the successful completion of an ethics-review-panel-supervised release date restructuring process. Portal 2, the sequel to the ground-breaking title that earned over 30 Game of the Year awards despite missing its original ship date, is now targeted for a 2011 release.

Representatives from both companies acknowledged that public safety concerns factored into the decision. They went on to say that even though Portal 2 will arrive slightly later than planned, all life on earth won’t instantaneously stop as every molecule in your body explodes at the speed of light, which is what would happen should a rip ever appear in the fabric of Valve Time.

“Also, the game will be even better,” they added, missing an historic opportunity to create the first product delay press release to mention that a product is being delayed to make it worse.

When it came to their big E3 surprise, Valve had this to say: “To ask questions about how close we all came to dying, or to ask futile questions about the previously announced E3 ***PORTAL-2-THEMED-FOR-GOD’S SAKE*** surprise… “

И да както спекулирах в един форум, очевидно изненадата на E3 наистина е свързана с Portal 2 и… А за Duke Nukem слуховете не знам… 😉

А и преди да се разстройте твърде много, не забравяйте да погледнете чарта Valve Time [developer.valvesoftware.com] за референция 😉

 
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